The Worst Cruise Ship Ever

The worst cruise ship ever to set sail would have to be the Ovation of the seas.  This cruise liner owned and operated by Royal Caribbean set sail on its maiden voyage from Singapore to Sydney, Australia in December of 2016.  The first thing I noticed straight off the bat was that all the outdoor activities were closed almost all of the time due to weather conditions.  Sure you cannot change the weather, but why build outdoor activities that are all closed at the drop of a hat due to a little wind or rough swells.  The rock climbing wall was closed, the wave rider was closed the North Star arm was closed too.  Speaking of the North Star Arm the Royal Caribbean website explains how the arm is meant to stretch out 90 degrees from the cruise ship giving passengers a side view of the cruise ship although this is a complete lie.  The arm goes up and down only.  3 rides closed.  3 instant fails.  Next, now moving onto the food buffet.  The popular buffet called wind jammers served up fake foods like fake scrambled eggs, fake roast beef, fake roast ham, almost like spam in a can.  I mean come on, 3 more fails.  Royal Caribbean stop serving fake foods on your cruise ships. Next lets move onto Royal Caribbean specialty restaurant called Wonderland.  It was anything but a wonderland, it was more like a train wreck in the making.  The food service was extremely slow, the wait staff couldn’t understand basic food or drink orders. My friends ordered drinks from other bars around the cruise ship and bought them back into the Wonderland restaurant as the wait staff were so incompetent at taking drink orders. This specialty restaurant was meant to explain the food courses as they were being served and yet the staff couldn’t speak English so how could you understand the food you were being served. Total utter fail, very disappointing  A name change of the restaurant from Wonderland to Train wreck land should do the trick.
Royal Caribbean lift your game this cruise ship you sent to Australia was a total utter disaster.  I have used Royal Caribbean in the past sailing on the cruise liner Allure of the seas from Florida and the quality on that ship was amazing.  I could not fault that cruise ship experience.  Royal Caribbean is giving Australian passenger a 2nd rate cruise ship experience with shitty quality food at the buffets, shitty quality of on board activities, shitty quality of staff who cannot speak a word of English.  This cruise was just an utter fail.

Mow Your Grass

Mow Your Grass

Can you please mow your grass, I mean really this grass is just annoying me, it is so tall and is blocking my view.  People come to You Tube to watch funny cute kittens, except they cannot see me due to this grass being so tall.

I really think you should stop neglecting the fact that I am going to make you super rich and famous on YouTube and yet you treat me like a piece of shit.  I am a cute kitten that really wants to go viral.  Now show me off to the world and go fucken’ cut your grass.

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Wealth Creation On YouTube

Wealth Creation On YouTube

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This video will help you explode your wealth creation on YouTube.  There are some simple rules to follow in the growth phase of a small YouTube channel.  Let’s jump right into the nuts and bolts of how to create wealth on YouTube.  Firstly you must have an active You tube account, and be partnered with Google AdSense.  Focus your channel on one theme or topic.  My channel on you tube is called pettlepop, it focuses on funny cat videos.  Your aim is to make videos in and around the topic of your channel theme.  Once these goals have been achieved your next step is to upload quality videos daily.  The aim is to make your videos at least a few minutes in length, that way it triggers You Tube algorithms to display ads before, during and after your videos. That is where the bulk of your revenue will come from.  The next step is to start engaging with your audience members by replying to comments. Upload challenging and engaging videos that will trigger a response from your audience.  Make the video funny, sad, scary, emotional etc. that way your audience members will want to comment on your video or share it on another social media platform thus creating more exposure for your videos. The more comments, thumbs up and social media sharing your video gets, the more video views, promotion and exposure your videos and channel as a whole will receive. This is where your videos and channel will really start to grow.  Your revenue from Google AdSense will also start to grow and that growth will be exponential.  Best of luck and may your channel explode in wealth creation.

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Massive Website Launch

Come check out my new website its called pettlepop.com
type http://www.pettlepop.com/ into your browser and enjoy funny farting cat videos.  I will leave a link in the description box below this video.
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Mass Migration of Cats to Canada

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A mass migration of cats is underway as Donald Trump wins the 2016 United States election. Cats of America are sounding the warning alarms and leaving for Canada. American Cats have noted that the Canadian immigration website has crashed but that will not stop them crossing the border into the safety of Canadian bacon and maple syrup.
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Explode your YouTube channel with this secret number

This video will expose the truth behind YouTube algorithms and help you rank your videos in the google search engine which will then explode your channel with millions of video views. The secret number formula is hidden in this video and will be revealed shortly. Small YouTube channels struggle to gain traction in an ever crowded video market but this simple trick will help you explode your channel.
My Apple I Pad revealed this secret number which I will put a link in the description box below this video. Get ready to type this number into google and watch the first video in that pops up. The number is as follows 112604895118871879586 this number sequence was displayed when other users started to respond to my videos. I typed this number into Google and sure enough it reveals my YouTube channel name “Pettlepop” and some of my videos. Type this number into google 112604895118871879586 and try it for yourself. The next step is to place this number 112604895118871879586 into your YouTube videos, tags, the About page on YouTube and your channel keywords.
This simple step will gain you much needed internet traffic, which in turn will excite your video views and in turn will explode your channel.
Good luck and happy hunting for your special secret internet number.
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